Wednesday, 31 October 2012
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We May Be Flooded, But It's Halloween!
Hey World, Dave Addison here. This morning I was relieved to hear that my relatives on the East Coast were all safe and sound. Some were evacuated, most have no power - but they're alive so who cares?
If there can be a favorite shot of this devastating hurricane - this is it.
So I know this is foremost on everyone's minds but c'mon - today is October 31st! Halloween! The coolest night of the year!!!
"Where's our candy, Dave? And don't give us that crappy Jolly Ranchers shit - we want the good stuff.
Reeses Peanut butter cups!
Milky Way bars!
M & M's!
Broccoli!
So in honor of Halloween, I'm going to show you some scary things for sale on Craigslist! Here goes:
shabby chic halloween pillows - $50 (orange)
Date: 2012-10-18, 9:07AM PDT
vzxdn-3312291832@sale.craigslist.org
Cool!
Fake Body Parts in a jar Halloween props - $10 (San Juan Capistrano)
Date: 2012-10-29, 10:25AM PDT
3wvzw-3372766101@sale.craigslist.org
Yikes!
Vampire Couch Halloween party must have! - $20 (Huntington Beach)
Date: 2012-10-29, 8:56PM PDT
hvx5f-3374063192@sale.craigslist.org
Pure Morticia Adams.
"Buy it for me, Gomez..."
Fabulous Antique Floor Candelabra From Chatholic Chruch / C. 1940's (North Hollywood)
Date: 2012-10-28, 12:25PM PDT
rfw58-3342017705@sale.craigslist.org
Don't you love the way they spelled Chatholic Chrurch? Now that's frightening!
Tombstones for Halloween (9) GOING FAST!!! - $15 (Burbank)
Date: 2012-10-30, 10:29PM PDT
hzr2h-3376445563@sale.craigslist.org
Burbank is kind of a dead town...
ZOMBIE PRIEST COSTUME (Very Scary) - $35 (Van Nuys 91406)
Date: 2012-10-30, 9:38PM PDT
jxfs7-3376398530@sale.craigslist.org
I wonder if he's hanging out at the Chatholic Chrurch?
MASSIVE WERE WOLF COSTUME WITH LARGE HANDS - $220 (PASADENA)
Date: 2012-10-30, 10:46AM PDT
f2fsb-3349072980@sale.craigslist.org
You know what they say: large hands - big pumpkin.:)
Beetlejuice Wig (costume accessory ) - $10 (Long Beach)
Date: 2012-10-30, 9:22AM PDT
qdwkt-3325819697@sale.craigslist.org
This looks like my ex-father-in-law.
And last--
1946 Army Trench Coat For Halloween - $100 (Palmdale)
Date: 2012-10-30, 8:15AM PDT
m6jsp-3337188396@sale.craigslist.org
A trench coat costume? Perfect if you want to go as Detective Columbo. Or Peter Sellers. Or a pervert.
Wait a minute! That's it!
Add a tie and for Halloween, you can be--
Jerry Sandusky!!
Doesn't get any scarier than that, folks.
Later.
Dave
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Comments (4)
I imagine if you stick Broccoli in someone's Trick-Or-Treat bag they'll go postal on you. *Grin* In any case, Mr. Craig's List, here is wishing you a Happy Halloween ! [Card]
Since it is Halloween I am going to give you a rec. I hope you have a nice Halloween and that your friends and relatives are safe from the Hurricane Sandy. However I can't promise you protection from Zombies. Why? because they just took my brainz.
@dw817 - Awww. thanks for the card and btw, sugar coated broccoli might be pretty tasty!
@PPhilip - HA! PP - hope you has an awesome Halloween. My favorite trick or teaters this year? Two boys dressed as Mormons form the show "Book of Mormons". Only in LA...